Me: A character in the Big Bang Theory says that his genitals are “functional and aesthetically pleasing”. Now THAT I want to see.
In: Hahahaha, yes, me too. I wonder what aesthetically pleasing genitals look like.
Me: I didn’t even know such things existed. Hell, I don’t think such things exist.
In: I think they’re a myth. You know, like Atlantis, or truly happy marriages.
Ah, my same-feathered fellow.
